YvBTHE REMATCH / 2026
GAZA 5K · OCTOBER 11, 2026 · FINAL RESULT

BACK-TO-BACK BRAGGING RIGHTS.

BAYADSE
WINS.

The rematch is over. The bragging rights stay with Bayadse.

28:12.47OFFICIAL FINISH TIME4:12.70 faster than 2025
Roll the victory footage
Commissioner’s result details

Bayadse wins by forfeit. Younis did not show up for the Gaza 5K on October 11, 2026. All that trash talk. Then a no-show.

Bayadse’s official 2026 finish: 28:12.47. Time supplied by the commissioner.

Bayadse kissing his Gaza 5K medal
THE MEDAL. THE MOMENT. THE WINNER.

LATEST UPDATE ·

Younis says he’ll pay up.

$5,700 by next week.

Younis says he’s going to pay $5,700 by next week.

THE PROMISE IS ON THE RECORD.
THE 2026 RECEIPTS

Victory looks good on him.

BAYADSE WINS

Three exhibits. One very happy winner. Swipe to see the receipts.

01 / THE CELEBRATIONThe medal. The moment.
02 / THE REACTIONSLet the footage talk.
Younis lying in bed after the result
03 / MEANWHILE, YOUNISTaking the loss lying down.
01 / 03
THE RIVALRY, IN THREE CHAPTERS

Some things age beautifully.

  1. 2025THE ORIGINAL

    Three seconds.

    Bayadse: 32:25.17
    Younis: 32:28.23

    A 3.06-second margin. A year of debate.Bayadse wins
  2. 2026THE REMATCH

    Bayadse wins again.

    28:12.47OFFICIAL FINISH

    4:12.70 faster. Another year of receipts.Back-to-back bragging rights
  3. 2027?THE UNWRITTEN CHAPTER

    Will there be a trilogy?

    The group chat will decide.
    The commissioner awaits.

    No race or rematch announced.To be continued…
The original case file

The wrong turn. The sub-25 claim. The finish photo. Every receipt is still below.

Open the rivalry archive

THE FINAL PLAYER CARDS

YOUNIS vs BAYADSE.

Same two friends. Two very different editions.

ALL THAT TRASH TALK.

Elite talking. Exceptional reclining.

28:12.47 · THE WINNER

The medal is real. The ratings are generous.

Joke ratings, for bragging rights only. PAC pace · END endurance · KCK kick · GRT grit · NAV navigation · TLK trash talk · AVL availability.

THE FINAL FRIEND PICKS

The friends got it wrong.

PICKS LOCKED
Loading picks…Final friend picks
Younis—
Bayadse—

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No pick history to display.

Final result: Bayadse wins.

Final picks archived. The bragging rights belong to Bayadse.

Percentages show friend picks, not calculated win probabilities. Bragging rights only; no money is collected here.

THE OFFICIAL AGREEMENT

The stakes.

Younis winsBayadse pays Younis$10,000
Bayadse winsYounis pays Bayadse$5,000
Either withdrawsWithdrawer pays the other$2,500
Agreed Monday, September 7, 2026
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The commissioner will confirm the winner using the official race results. Timing basis, ties, DNF, and race cancellation rules are awaiting agreement.

LAST YEAR, BY THE NUMBERS

A rivalry measured in seconds.

Results supplied by the commissioner
YOUNIS2025 GAZA 5KBAYADSE
32:28.23Finish time32:25.17
10:27 / miAverage pace10:26 / mi
1,058Overall place1,052
965Bib number4874
View Younis’s Elitefeats result
EXHIBIT A / THE RIVALRY ARCHIVE

The camera has a statement.

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE
Gaza 5K · 2025 · Photo supplied by the commissionerTiming margin comes from the listed results.
THE WRONG TURN INCIDENT

A sub-25 claim.
A very long detour.

The original bet: break 25 minutes, win $10,000. Every minute over costs Younis $100.

01

The watch

According to Younis’s account, his app recorded a 5K in 24:5x. Screenshot evidence is still pending.

02

The wrong turn

A detour enters the story. The recollection puts his finish at about 35 minutes.

03

The record

The supplied result lists 32:28.23 for Younis and 32:25.17 for Bayadse. The debate survives.

YOUNIS’S STATEMENT

“No statement submitted. The court remains in session.”

BAYADSE’S STATEMENT

“No statement submitted. The court remains in session.”